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Another deadly account of EDIBLE THEORIES… and we catch up ⬆️ with Madeleine’s death ☠️ or not to be death…. That is the question…. then see what Aaron Trahan has to say about the inevitable….. TRUTH that is in fact: DEATH ☠️ AS WE TOP IT OFF with some jokes baby cakes! 🍰

Our father hops who’s up ⬆️ in Neil Singh’s ‘Edible Theory’ as we cross our hearts ♥️ and hope to hear THE NEWS 🗞 AROUND the WORLD 🌍…. and then we get into DEEP THOUGHTS 💭 with Johnny be BAD! Then discuss how having a karaoke 🎤 bug has nothing to do with sobriety…. so my daughter says. But then I ask my co-host Aaron Trahan on the matter of sobriety and he really pours into it. As we top it off with a Comedy 🎭 Poppin bit from yours truly sober: Sandy Guerrero!

Murder 🩸 is all around us …. that’s if we ZOOM IN 🫡 on it. Neil Singh takes us on a journey through his Edible Theory on just that: Serial Killers. Then we pause for a little normality with ‘news around the world’ ……… BUT AFTER THAT……… OMG 😱 my daughter knows WAY too much about the grizzly topic. If that doesn’t work your attention… WAIT TILL you hear Nigel and Sukdeep bump head to head on a solution to societies horror. THEN on a lighter note: my co-host tells me he attacks his breakfast every morning. As we end with a new Comedy 🎭 Poppin bit from ours truly ….comedian Neil Singh! 🫢 Awe. That was nice!

…… IF I CAN TURN 🎶 back time 🎵: SEASON 1 of Welcome to Planet 🌎 Earth …….. in a long ass…. Well worth listening podcast! OMG! 😳 Thank you to my team: Madeleine, Capri, … and comics Neil Singh and Aaron Trahan for helping me make a mess of this! AND TO ALL MY PAST COMIC AND NON COMIC guests! I love ❤️ you all! Enjoy 😉 ….. mostly enjoy hearing my daughter tear my ego to shreds!

We start with ‘the fountain ⛲️ of youth’ ? Or is it just an EDIBLE THEORY…. as the LEGEND takes us to the story of Madeleine 👻 Boogie. Then we hear for the first time: Johnny 🍐 Pears thoughts on ‘prostitution’ ….. or is he really talking about Santa 🤶 But my co-host puts his Legend in perspective…. TILL WE LAUGH 😆 it all off with Sammy Shades (Neil Singh) who does a legendary set at The Tacoma Comedy 🎭 Club in Washington! Like a true legend.

Edible theories are for ‘time travelers’ ….and NEWS AROUND THE WORLD is with Sandy and Neil ….. but the two most important holidays says my daughter: XMAS 🤶 and BIRTHDAYS 🥳 …… but then we meet up with NIigel and Sukdeep on their pursuit to the best holiday until I upset SUKDEEP! However, my co-host Aaron may be the only one who agreed to my holiday abolishment for the pursuit of happiness…. MY HAPPINESS—- until comedian Neil Singh puts it all in perspective with DICKS! Thank you Neil! Nice way to end things strong and hard! LOL

The laundry edible theory takes us all the way to Iran 🇮🇷 Then it’s time for NEWS AROUND THE WORLD 🌎 And Madeleine talks laundry…. due to a spill. As I finally meet Nigel’s friend: Suk Deep Butt and get DEEP! …… Aaron Trahan talks dirty 🧦 socks …….. And we close out with comic Neil Singh’s Poppin comedy 🎭 bit.

Let’s get EDIBLE! EDIBLE! And back down ICE-CREAM memory lane with Madeleine. Then talk to a very handsome NIGEL who is-cold as ice! As I tell my co-host Aaron Trahan how ice-cream changed my daughters life! And we cap the end of the podcast with comic: Neil Singh, because for him, a cap might just mean a ‘peg’ ……a comedy 🎭 Poppin bit.

Notes: Edible theories that make you go ‘THINK’ and Madeleine explores her comedy 🎭 ‘CHOPS’ that cracks me up! Aaron Trahan takes us down comedy memory road; while Nigel Dickinbottom gets confused with what ‘GRINDS’ his coffee! And we 🧢 cap it all off with a comedy bit from da comedian Neil Singh.

Itinerary: 1.A PILL 💊 TO ANYWHERE 2. HAWAIIAN SUN ☀️ 3. NIGEL’s THOUGHTS 4. AARON TRAHAN TRAVELS BEST 5. Neil Singh: SEATTLE BAR SHOW

We so hungry 🎼 We so hungry 🎵 ON THIS EPISODE……. It’s the other cooking 🥘 perspective. And we ask my daughter… her boyfriend….. my co-host …… and NIGEL! For some cooking insight. And of course….. we get a laugh 😂 from Comedian Neil Singh! And we INTRODUCE OUR BONUS SEGMENT: Edible Theories with ME! Sandy Guerrero! Get a snack and listen!

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The gift 🎁 of this episode includes: My daughter who loves 💰 money, a one year older co-host Aaron Trahan, THE DEEPEST LONGEST deep thought with a British bad boy: Nigel Dick-and-Bottom, and our Poppin funny guy: Neil Singh. 🎵 AND MANY MORE ON CHANNEL 4! 🎶

The VAULT is deep in this episode! Say no more….. just listen 👂🏻 to the unexpected. Who is guilty of this nonsense talk? Madeleine… some asshole…. who does not take deep thoughts 💭 seriously AND ….. maybe Aaron Trahan…… my co-host? What do you think? AND we top it off with our very own podcast comedian: Neil Singh! …. with his Poppin comedy 🎭 bit!

Some asshole had a deep thought 💭 But my daughter did not believe this podcast was happening; so I had to discuss the CONSPIRACIES around this situation with my co-host: AARON TRAHAN. BUT it wasn’t until I broke out into a laugh 😂 with NEIL SINGH’s comedy 🎭 popping bit, that I finally realized this wasn’t a dream. THIS PODCAST EPISODE WAS REALLY HAPPENING!

Hawaii + Madeleine = The best summer ever! And we introduce Neil Singh as The Poppin’ Comedy 🎭 Bit comedian for Welcome to Planet 🌎 Earth! And we get DEEP WITH Josiah Moreno and Simon Blackthorn! Then my co-host AARON will take us down SUMMER LANE…… 🌞

Go to the beach 🏖 or save and grow some pineapples🍍 : Madeleine can’t make up her mind. And we get deep with comedian Melissa Weisman! Then my co-host Aaron Trahan takes it to the limit 🎶 takes it to the limit 🎵 one more time with HOBBIES!!!!

I surprise my daughter Madeleine or I think I have? And … there is nothing deeper than comedian Neil Singh’s 💭 thoughts! And my co-host Aaron Trahan places down some of the other surprises.

Madeleine had homework 📚 and she got PROCRASTINATION?! Her boyfriend Capri goes DEEP INTO 💭 THOUGHT. And my co/host Aaron has to really clarify what he text me! Did he suggest this topic instead?! Listen and find out!

My daughter goes off on ‘court’ music that includes Amber 💩. Sporadic music by Ezra Nolan. My co-host AARON TRAHAN is musically inclined to amuse me. While we get ‘DEEP’ with comics Neil Singh and Ezra Nolan. ENJOY 😉

What does time travel 🧭 mean to my daughter and my bank 🏦 account. Wydon intros our DEEP THOUGHTS .. as we get deep with comic Christian Scala. Then time travel forward with my co-host Aaron Trahan to jabber about DA TIME… and DA TRAVEL!

Madeleine the multiverse expert! I welcome and introduce my new co-host Aaron Trahan… and I’m educated in the Multiverse…… And in the end; I can’t find anything DEEP about my THOUGHTS 💭! I lose it!

It’s not Algebra; it’s reincarnation with guest co/host Phil Tallini (comic). My daughter tells me 3 times what I am reincarnated. And I introduce the ‘Moxie Papers’ as I contemplate 🤔 haunting my boyfriend if I die before him!

We talk Heaven on Earth 🌍 with my daughter and co-host JON. And get deep in 💭 thought with comedian Tiffany Blair! And end with toilet 🚽 talk with the boyfriend.

Roles are switched with my co-host and my daughter. … as we DISCUSS: OMG WE ARE HUMAN! AND SIENA intros to Deep Thoughts 💭 with Funny Guy Murray! And a special bonus with the boyfriend on VIKING fashion! OMG! LOL

I stop 🛑 in with my daughter Madeleine while she is basking in the Hawaiian 🌺 sun. I get deep into thought with comedian Sarah Hershberger. And start a blind discussion with my co-host Jon and surprise him with creation!

My daughter finds out we are going to hell and my host is stuck in HELL! Aaron Trahan is Planet 🌎 Earth and we go DEEP with Chancletas Tatahas ( Stephanie Tejada ) and take a moment for the Ukraine 🇺🇦

We humans flock to the same tastes and interests. Let’s venture outside that pigeon hole and discover new things! And travel 🧭 back into a day in parallel history with Brian Scolaro and get deep with Shayna Amster. And let’s not forget to ask my daughter Madeleine!

A very un-refined HIGH JACKED podcast. As my daughter Madeleine and co-host Jon take over. And we end with DEEP THOUGHTS with 🖼 artist Dan Sanborn.

Going down half a rabbit hole. We talk signs and symbols. Check into planet earth with Brian Scolaro and find out my daughter and her boyfriend have to say. And Jon and I with monotone speak in signs and symbols! Enjoy!

After months of recovery from lockdown, COVID19, and the rise of humanity that brought BLM to the surface….. we discuss the big… the bad… the ugly part of living on this planet! Welcome back to Planet Earth!

Join Sandy on the largest movie set! And talk story behind the scenes in Hollywood. With our recurring but different opinion from Madeleine the daughter. Enjoy!

There are lies in life and there are the ‘Rock Bottom’ times. We reflect, discuss, and suggest the silver linings.

It’s a big Planet Earth with many High Schools, but why wasn’t I taught this in High School?

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